Heavily Black County Puts Obama Over the Top in Indiana

  A heavily African-American county seems to have made up the number of votes Obama needed to suprisingly win Indiana.  The day before the election, Hillary led Obama in Indiana by 4-8 points in polls of likely Democratic voters.  This is a 4 point lead she had NOT counting the Republican who had planned to switch over and vote for Hillary (Republicans were not polled in any of the major polls).  At 9 o’clock most of the state had returned their votes and Hillary led by 4 points.  However, Heavily African-American Lake County and the Obama-supporter mayor of Gary claimed Obama would win.  No explination was given for the unbelievable late start in county votes–they hadn’t started county votes for three hours after the polls closed.  Then word came that an amazing number of absentee votes came in the day of the election (that’s odd, normally absentee voters vote much earlier then the day before the election).  Then we find out that Lake County’s turnout was about twice of that of Indy in terms of percentage.  Amazing.  In fact, it looks just like about the amount needed to win Indiana.  Amazing, Amazing coincidence.

What makes this a “fakenewsblog” story?  Nothing.  Every word is true.  So in order to keep with the theme of this blog, I will now make up a complete piece of fiction to end the article…

“IN her acceptance speech tonight, Hillary shocked the crowd when she bit the head off a live bat, then sang the words to ‘Crazy Train.’”