Obama Wins North Carolina…Calls Indiana a…

  Democratic front-runner Barack Obama won North Carolina tonight but was upset in Indiana.

“As everyone knows, North Carolina is much, much more important anyway,” Said a thrilled Obama, “Besides, Indiana is a Honkey-loving racist state that first started the Klan, so I didn’t want to win there anyway. I mean come on, you guys saw that picture of Bobby Knight with the whip ten years ago.  Tell me again why Hillary is proud to win that state!”