Russia Invades San Francisco

  Russian troops swept into San Francisco Bay today to aid what they saw as a repressed minority.  Russian President, uh, Prime Minister, uh, Comrad in charge Putin announced…

“The people of San Francisco have been badly treated by their county.  Most San Franciscans are dedicated neo-Commies and they are sick of all this freedom and capitalism.  As leaders of the neo-Communists throughout the world, it is Russia’s job to invade independent countries to liberate those malcontents who like to cause problems in their own soverign nation.  Therefore, we will start with San Francisco, then move on to Vermont.  We’re keeping out eyes on the entire NorthEast and West Coast of the US for possible future liberations.”