DNC Rift Develops

Scene at Invesco

  After a disasterous attempt to set off a “wave” at the DNC gatering in Denver’s Invesco Field, angry Clinton supporters have organized a protest.  The resourceful Delagates rearranged the placards that were ment to spell out “Biden 2008″ part of the slogan.  Minutes later Barack Obama dropped his index cards for his speach and half the crowd erupted with a gasp of “FUMBLE!”

Dems Gather in Denver

DNC Poster Advertises Big Party

 

  The Democrats have united in Denver under a banner that reflects their shared values.

Obama Action Figure Released

Hottest New Toy for Christmas Hits Shelves

     Hasbro has introduced a new Barack Obama inaction figure for Christmas.  The figure comes at a cheap price of $7 (with a special 50% tax increase if you make over $32,000 a year).  Amongst it’s many features include: 

A speach plagerized from the Mass. Governor Patrick’s action figure.

A “Yes We Can” button that can be reversed to say “NBA-it’s Fan-Tastic!”

A cd single from Ludicris called “Women are bitches, let’s do drugs!”

A daily planner for a 242 day year (one day for every day Obama spent in the Senate before he decided he was ready to run for president).

A copy of The Communist Manifesto.

A special mail-in offer to buy an Opera doll with butt-kissing action to accompany Lil’ Obama.