China to Free Tibet (of Tibetans)

  China today has announced it will soon “Free Tibet–of any living Tibetans.”  As part of it’s population reducation campaign, China will simply kill every single Tibetan.

  “We feel this will, how do you say, give more space for the real Chinese,” said Communist Party Chaiman Ying Mao.

  The United Nations responded “China is free to do what it wants… but if the US looks cross at another terrorist supporting nation, there will be hell to pay.”