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Dem VP disagrees…

 

Honeymoons over

Honeymoon's over

 Democrat Vice Presidential candidate Joe Biden has came out today criticizing Barack Obama’s selection of Joe Biden for Vice President.

  “This pick…,” said Biden, “Just demonstrates what an immature little snot he is.  Who does he think he is, picking someone like myself for V.P.  Doesn’t he know I plagiarize speeches?  Doesn’t he know I’m a xenophobe… just look at my anti-Indian comments from two years ago, Or my comment about how Obama is only popular because he’s the first clean, articulate black to run for president, as opposed to that dirty, incoherent Jessie Jackson and that dirty, articulate Alan Keyes.  Seriously, i wouldn’t vote for Obama because of this pick.”

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