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Bob Dole Still Alive.

  Researchers at Kansas State University made a shocking discovery friday… Bob Dole is still alive.  The former Senator and Presidential Runner-up came to campus to speak on government reform.  Researchers were stunned by his life-like appearance.

   “Well you know, back in ’96 we were all told he was on the verge of death.” Said Professor Matt Gunter, “To see him moving around and talking in perfectly normal phrases was quite a shock.”

   Bob Dole finished the week with a trip to Larry King Live, which also shocked most of the public “Larry King is still alive?” Said stunned media specialist Tim Jones, “I thought the name of the show was a hip and ironic joke… I be damned.”


March 11, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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