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New York Times plays Racist Card

  The New York Times has had a rough month.  Their unsubstantiated story about John McCain was exposed as being… well, unsubstantiated.  In an effort to reform their image, they New York Times today announced a new strategy…

“We plan to play the racist card… a lot.” Said spokesman Hogan Thompson, “So starting today we will call everything racist.  This seems to generate the type of plublicity and sales we are looking for.”

   To start the NYT denounced the famous Red Phone ad as racist.  In the sports section, Soccer has been called racist as only 20% of the players in the game are black.  In Astrology Gemini has been deemed racist as African Americans are less likely to have twins then Latinos.*  And for now on the personal ads will no longer print racist ads with letters like SWF or SWM.

*I made this fact up.  It could be true, but I don’t care enough to look.


March 11, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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