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David Beckham Still Mum on Endorsement

  Former Soccer icon now turned Cultural Treasure David Beckham has still remained silent on the US Presidential Election.  This silence comes as a shock as he is close to Clinton supporter and scientologist Tom Cruise.  Many were hoping a Beckham endorsement would push Hillary back into the frontrunner spot in the race.

  “I just wish Beckham would tell us who he support,” said confused soccer mom Hollie Helton, “I mean seriously, who should I vote for?  How can I vote without being informed… about what celebrities think is best for me?”


March 12, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized


  1. 😀

    Comment by Murali Krishnan | March 12, 2008 | Reply

  2. HAHAHA!! I like this one! 😀

    Comment by *Xiao Hei! | March 13, 2008 | Reply

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