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New York Gov.’s “Hooker Fund” Running Low

  New York State Auditors have announced the Governor’s publicly funded “Hooker Fund” is running dangerously close to empty.

  “We haven’t seen a Hooker Fund this low since the Koch administration,” State Auditor Ben Clark announced yesterday.

  Experts warn that once the “Hooker Fund” hit zero they will have to start borrowing against our children’s future to pay for this vital service.

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March 12, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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