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Obama Wins Another Red State He Doesn’t Have a Chance of Winning in the Fall.

  Republican mainstay Mississippi yesterday voted for Barack Obama in its Democratic primary.  This run’s Mr. Obama’s winning streak in Republic-locks for the fall to 8 in a row.

  “We are very, very proud,” said campaign manager Chris Fischer, “Very proud to win this state that we have absolutely no chance in hell of winning in the fall!”

  For her part Hillary Clinton was very disappointed that she has to continue on by just winning those states that will actually vote Democratic in the fall.


March 12, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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