SHOCK: Rap Video DOESN’T Show Sexy Women.

  Rapper 50-Cent today continued to Amaze music and video critics.  It is believed Mr. Cent’s new video “I Love Money, Give Me More Money” is set to become the first Rap Video to not show sexy women in over 15 years.

  “I just felt, the song is about money, ya know?” Said Mr. Cent, “And we were gonna do the thing with the hot bitches, but then I thought… that’s not at all what this song is about.”

  In related news, Country music star Tim McGraw will release a video that doesn’t feature a pickup truck or a small child waving a flag.

New York Hooker’s Approval Rating Higher then Congress

  In a recent survey, Congress’ approval rating dropped to a record low 10%.  Meanwhile the approval rating of New York Hooker-turn-instant celeberity Alexandra Depre is ranking an amazing 87%.  Experts warn that as society gets more use to Ms. Dupre and her plan to improve the health care system in America that number will drop.

Obama to Guest Judge on American Idol

   In an attempt to follow up on his “rock-star” image he has carefully cultivated since becoming a national figure (about 9 months ago), Barrack H-word Obama has decided to take a shot at being a guest judge on American Idol next season.  The project is a dream come true for the Idol fan.

  “You know, this show gives me Hope.  Nothing is more important than hope you know.  Not experience, not ideas, not leadership… just hope,” Said the Democratic Superman.

Jennifer Anistan Threatens New Movie

   Angry with how she has been portrayed in the Tabloids lately, former Friends star Jennifer Anistan has threatened a new movie if they don’t start playing nice.

  “Look,” Said Brad Pitt’s Ex, “I don’t want to do it… lord knows you don’t want to see it, but if something doesn’t change soon… I will make another movie.”

   While some Hollywood insiders are hoping for the best (perhaps a reprisal of her small role in “Office Space”), some fear the worst:  “Picture Perfect Two”.

   When contacted, Brad Pitt said:  “Jennifer who?”