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Jennifer Anistan Threatens New Movie

   Angry with how she has been portrayed in the Tabloids lately, former Friends star Jennifer Anistan has threatened a new movie if they don’t start playing nice.

  “Look,” Said Brad Pitt’s Ex, “I don’t want to do it… lord knows you don’t want to see it, but if something doesn’t change soon… I will make another movie.”

   While some Hollywood insiders are hoping for the best (perhaps a reprisal of her small role in “Office Space”), some fear the worst:  “Picture Perfect Two”.

   When contacted, Brad Pitt said:  “Jennifer who?”


March 14, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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