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Obama to Country: “I sleep alot in church”

  Senator Obama claimed today “I never heard any of those awful insulting, anti-semetic, unpatriotic comments the Rev. Jeremiah Wright said in church, because, well, I sleep a lot in church. 

  “You know how it is… I’m so busy working on the important campaign issues of hope and change, that I have to catch up on my sleep sometimes.  I choose to do that in church.” Obama said.  “I mean, I can’t be held responsible for the beliefs and teachings of the guy I choose to listen to as my number one spiritual advisor.  So what if he’s a racist, anti-semite, he’s a heck of a good guy!  But seriously, I disagree with anything he said that might upset any potential voter.”

  When contacted Hillary Clinton responded “See, that’s the reason I don’t go to church.  Well, that and the fact that holy water burns like hell when it makes contact with my skin.”


March 17, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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