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Bloods, Crips Call Truce…

  Spokespeople today for the Bloods and Crips gangs announced they are calling a week-long truece in all gang-related fighting in order to enjoy the opening week of Major League Soccer.

  Blood spokesperson Shawn Taylors said this “We just didn’t want any of the petty crap getting in the way of the things we have in common… and the number one thing we have in common is a deep appreciation of Major League Soccer.”

  LA Galaxy general Manager Alexi Lala offered this:  “We appreciate the way the gangs are working with us.  We understand that the MS 13 are Salt Lake supporters, but we understand that they will also be participating in the truce.  David Beckham informed me via text message this morning that he will be sporting new tatoos of all the gangs as a show of support.”

  This marks the 13th season of MLS and the fourth season of gang-truces coordinated around opening-weekend.

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April 1, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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