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Nation Faces Rent-to Own Credit Crunch

  The latest economic figures that point to sure-fire death and destruction of the middle class is the Rent-To Own Credit Report.  The American Association of Rent-to-Own Companies released today that they have over 20 million couches about to be repo’d in the next two months.  “Apparently citizens have been renting too much furnature…. like buying sectional couches when a love-seat would do,” Said Economic genius Ben Stien. Other economists like Paul Wedding insist we reflect more on the issue…”Imagine, where will your college buddy sleep when he comes into town?  Where will husbands sleep after they pass out watching the final four?  Will they sleep on the floor?  That’s not American.”

  Presidential Candidate Barrack Obama addressed the pressing issue today:  “Under an Obama Administration, no family will go without a really nice couch!   My plan to solve the problem is to face it head on, with lots of inspiring words of little to no substinence.”

  The Clinton campaign was slow to react to the report but plans a tv ad featuring the famous 3 a.m. call.  We here at FakeNewsBlog got a copy of the script and will share it with you…

  “It’s 3a.m. and the phone rings.  It’s the local rent-to-own place… they want their couch back.  Hillary is prepared to stand up to the thugs that think just because you bail out on your half of the contract that they have a right to take back their property.  From Day one Hillary is ready to duck that phone call, lock the doors, and lie to anyone who comes to the door…”No, my name’s Gretchen Fauber… not Hillary Clinton… you have the wrong house!”


April 3, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized


  1. […] 3rd, 2008 · No Comments NFPOC wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptFrom Day one Hillary is ready to duck […]

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  2. Leon Avalos
    Credit Savy

    damn right abiut these rent to own co. fight them to the end

    Comment by Credit Savy | April 8, 2008 | Reply

  3. I read this some time ago, and just read it again. I think it’s hilarious.

    Comment by jmjorat | April 15, 2008 | Reply

  4. Seriously… what will become of our druken friends who have no couch to sleep on at their buddies while their “old ladies calm down?”

    Comment by americandust | April 18, 2008 | Reply

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