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ABC Apologizes for Not Kissing Obama’s Butt

  ABC News issued an apology today for how they behaved at Wednesday’s debate.  News Chairman David Bells issued the short statement that reads as follows:

  “In the rush to get the program together on short notice, we here at ABC News forgot that we are a propaganda arm of the Democratic party.  In our haste, we forgot to scan the questions to eliminate any that might hurt Barack Obama.”

   When asked how he feels about it, Democratic soon-to-be-nominee Obama said “I just don’t see why they don’t blame the whole thing on some little staff person, that always seems to get me out of hot water.”


April 18, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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