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Captain America Moves to France

  Encouraged by the gains made by French President Nicholas Sarkozy, Captain America today announced he will be moving to France.  The move comes on the heel of a new American Presidential Election poll that shows that Democrats will win the White House in the fall.

  “As a patriot, I hate to leave my country.  However, I have no interest in standing by and watching this great nation crumble.” Announced Captain America, “Therefor, I will move along to a place which is willing to fight for freedom.  France has a long way to go… lord knows how bad things were before Sarkozy took over.  But I honestly feel that in two years time France will be the conservative leader of the world and America will be an economically depressed communist pile of crap.  Assuming the Dems win in the fall of course.


April 18, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized


  1. Lol.

    Lovely Post. I will put you in my blogroll.

    Je déplace avec vous le capitaine l’Amérique!

    Comment by seriouslymcmillan | April 24, 2008 | Reply

  2. Maybe Captain America is going to France because he wants to see Sarkozy’s wife, Carla Bruni, in person.

    Comment by jmjorat | April 24, 2008 | Reply

  3. Hahahhaha

    Comment by jackvalentine.net | April 25, 2008 | Reply

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