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George W. Bush to Leave Office Early

    Top White House aides have let it leak that President Bush plans to leave the White House almost a month early.  Apparently, President Bush is taking a page from his old playbook back at Yale.  “If you sit near the door, the professor usually can’t tell if you make a run for it,” explained President Bush.  “I figure what with the election results, inauguration, and liberal press dealing with dispair and depression when John McCain mops the floor with Obama, nobody will notice if I sneak out and go hang out at TGI Fridays the last month or so of my term.”


April 18, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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