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Rev. Wright Calls Hockey Racist.

  Barack Obama’s spiritual guru the Hon. Rev. Wright today shocked citizens when he called the National Hockey League by a crude nickname.  “The National Honkey League,” spit a visually angry Rev. Wright, “is a tool to promote racism.  As long as the only black thing on the ice is supposed to be hit with sticks, this country will continue to be racist.” 

  In defense, the NHL issued this statement:  “We would like to point out to the Rev. that the NHL is not a cause of racism in America.  In fact, virtualy no Americans give a crap about the NHL, so if anything, we are simply a tool for racism in Canada.”


April 18, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

1 Comment »

  1. Your blog Rocks! This news brief had me rolling… I agree, let’s blame Canada. 😉

    Comment by betme | April 24, 2008 | Reply

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