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Candidates Vist WWE RAW…Dignity of the Office does not

  Theologians today report that the first sign of the Apocalypse has occured.  Those seeking to hold the most powerful office in the world have visited the WWE Wrestling program Raw.  Obama, Clinton, and even McCain made taped appearances that linked themselves to catchy Wrestling Themes*.  Not making an appearance was the dignity the office deserves. 

   Meanwhile President Bush worked on securing even more funding to fight Aids and Malaria in Africa.  The next morning Hillary and Barack continued their asanine attacks on Mr. Bush’s priorities.

 

*And by “catchy” I mean retarded slogans that only mentally retarded** rednecks could enjoy.

** And I sincerly appologize to anyone who has a real mental disability, I am sorry I compared you to a wrestling fan.

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April 22, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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