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Leading Economist Blames Faulty Forcast on Ouiji Board

  Leading Economist Alan Smithee today announced that his prediction for a major recession have not came true.  Most suprising was the relevation that all his economic predictions are based on consultation with the Ouiji Board his daughter received as a Christmas gift from a pagen friend in 2004.

   “I keep asking the board: ‘Will there be a recession’ and the damn thing’s wrong like 99% of the time.”

For the record, economists across the country have been proven wrong in their predictions.  As a result, the Ouiji Board Company saw a net loss of 37% in value as disgruntled economists have dropped theirs off at the local goodwill in historical numbers thus driving down demand for full priced versions.

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April 22, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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