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Al Gore Hairpiece Declared Wildlife Habitat.

  Former Presidential loser/environmental wacko Al Gore was delighted today to learn his hairpiece will be delcared a natural wildlife habitat.  “I’m glad to do my part to provide a home for small woodland creatures that live in my wig.  This is such a small thing that we can do for the Earth.  Afterall, the Earth is our home, sort of, I think.  Also, I’m writing a children’s book about my hair and I could really, really use the money.  Those $6 light bulbs that put out unnatural green-looking light don’t buy themselves, you know?”

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May 5, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

1 Comment »

  1. I’m glad to see the jetplane using SUV owning hypocrite is actually doing something for the environment. Maybe now he will quit talking to cut down on methane release into the ozone.

    Comment by mklasing | May 5, 2008 | Reply


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