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Dale Earnhardt Junior To Take On Broadway

  In a suprising move today, Dale Earnhardt, Jr. has announced he will co-star in remake of “Death of A Salesman.”  Theater insiders claim Earnhardt will play the oldest son of lead character Willie Loaman.  “For Dale Jr to take on this role is Amazing.  I mean, Dale’s going to play the role of the most important child of a self-dillussioned nobody that dreamed of being something big that only true losers could look up to.  What a stretch!”

  In other Nascar-Theater news, no word yet on Jeff Gordan’s co-s


May 5, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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