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Obama Distances Himself from Obama-Girl

   Nearly everyone remembers the cute little internet sensation, Obama-Girl.  However, her long-time association with wannabee-career politician Obama came to an abrupt end yesterday, as the 85th longest serving current senator (out of 100) has announced he has broke ties with the Internet sensation.

“It is a difficult thing,” Said Obama, “to break these ties with her.  But of course we’ve all known for months that she is the filthy-mouth spewer of sexual innuendo in that infamous ‘box in a box’ video.  However, just yesterday she repeated the words that we had all heard so often.  Therefor, I have no choice but to finally break off all relations with her, as she continues to do that which I have ignored for so long.”

A picture of the formerly-happy couple.


May 6, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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