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Media to Kentucky and West Virginia: You Still Don’t Matter, Hillbillies!

  The Democratic Party and it’s auxillary corps of supporters (the Press) today sent a key message to voters in Kentucky and West Virginia:  “You Still Don’t Matter, Hillbillies!”

The message arrived today via a telegram wired to local Wal-Marts throughout both states to be posted at the front doors.

 “We have heard you loud and clear,” said Kentucky Governor Steve Beshear, “It hurt when we were one of 47 states whose primaries really didn’t matter, but now that we’re one of 6 states that don’t matter, it really hurts.”

  By declaring the Democratic nomination over on Tuesday night the Media and Democratic leaders helped protect their love-child Barack Obama from possible embarrassing loses in both states (most recent polls showed a 70-30 Clinton win in WV and 65-35 Clinton win in Ky).


May 9, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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