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Bush Daughter Caught Drinking Champagne

  Presidential Daughter Jenna Bush was caught drinking Champagne this weekend at President Bush’s Crawford Ranch.

  Media insider Mel Gomez had this to say “We were stunned.  The first Daughter was seen drinking!  On her daddy’s ranch no less.  It is a good thing she was drinking Champagne instead of Red wine though, because she was wearing a pretty sequined dress that was all-white.  Plus, here funny veil-like hat might have intereferred, if she’d spilled a red wine on that dress she’d never be able to wear it again.  I’m just glad the press was there to catch the whole story and give you the important facts you deserve without any of the fluff the Republican party wants you to hear.”


May 12, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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