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Fans Enjoy Soccer

  In what will come as a major suprise to network executives, conclussive proof was found Tuesday that fans actually enjoy going to soccer game.  NBC Sports executive Tim Pinhead had this to say: “I’m stunned… I mean, I know NBA crowds love the game, you can just see them in the crowd, all wearing the free shirt the hometeam gives away so the crowd looks like a big blur of one color, the fans just sitting there listening to really, really loud rap music while a game plays out.  But soccer?  I mean, there’s footage of crowds jumping up and down and singing… and it’s not even a playoff game!  Who knew?”

  When asked for comment the NFL commisioner Roger Goodell said:  “Frankly I’m not impressed.  If it doesn’t involve the Patriots, I could care less.”


May 14, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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