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President Bush 1st to Sign Crack

  President Bush today met with other world leaders to sign their “Yearbook of World Leaders.”  This is an important moment for Bush as he will soon graduate from the Presidency and move on in his life.  In typical Bush fashion, the President signed in the fold of every world leader’s Yearbook with the classic line:  “I’m the first to sign your crack!”

  Inside his own yearbook the following messages were written:

  “Hate to see you go… but next year’s gonna rock!-Russia.”

  “Best Friends Forever-Isreal.”

  “Sorry about letting you cheat off me when I had all the wrong answers-Britain”

  “Goodbye and thanks for all the fish-Africa.”


May 15, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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