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Obama Demands Americans Learn Binary Code

  Democrat Nominee Barrack (Don’t Mention the Middle Name!) Obama has shocked Washington insiders by demanding that all Americans learn Binary Code.  The move came as a mnary code is only really useful to computer programmers and such.

  “Well honestly, I really want to impress my snob techno-geek friends,” Said Obama, “And not enough Americans know Binary Code so I’m constantly embarrassed by this fact when I meet with my Eurosnob Techno-geeks.”

  Obama went on to say that High Schools will now teach Binary Code instead of health and P.E.


July 12, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

1 Comment »

  1. Should I take the red pill first?

    Comment by jmjorat | July 13, 2008 | Reply

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