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Media Agrees… It’s Bush’s Fault.

Former unfunny Sportscaster turned unfunny newsman Dan Olberman in his natural atire.

Former unfunny Sportscaster turned unfunny newsman Dan Olberman in his natural atire.

 

  At the national meeting of Mainstream Media Bigwigs today, the MSM decided that the war in Georgia was John McCain’s fault.  This came as quite a suprise to even Russia.  But after carefully deciding the best way this story could be reported to help Barack Obama, there was only once choice… Blame McCain.  The media points to the fact that John McCain has actually been to South Ossentia and Georgia as proof that it was his fault.  Meanwhile, the Media also announced that Brett Farve’s m

August 14, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Democrats Protest 527 “Swiftboat” Groups

DNC Head Howard Dean Demonstrates a Partial Birth Abortion Procedure on a Cat

DNC Head Howard Dean Demonstrates a Partial Birth Abortion Procedure on a Cat

  Howard Dean, Comrad in charge of the Democratic National Party, has denounced 527 “Swiftboat” groups.  More specifically, he denounced Conservative 527 groups whose spending does not fall under Election Commission spending limits (of which his Party’s Nominee refuses to obey this fall anyway.  An enranged (re: normal) Dean proclaimed…

  “We must pass laws… this can not stand.  A group of pro-lifers put together $40,000 to make an Ad against Obama’s love for partial-birth Abortion to be shown twice on local cable in Gainesville, Florida.  This is a complete outrage.  They are trying to swift-boat the annointed one, Barack (don’t mention the middle name) Obama.  What a dirty, Republican trick.”

  Mr. Dean then closed by muttering… “Oh yeah, and the latest multi-million dollar check from MoveOn.org was cashed today by the Democratic party and we’re working with our operatives on how to best smear John McCain with this money.  Oh, and once again, thanks to the Mainstream Media for ignoring the progress in Iraq… but could you guys please try to figure out a way to blame the Georgia-Russia war on Bush and Mccain?”

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Russia Invades San Francisco

  Russian troops swept into San Francisco Bay today to aid what they saw as a repressed minority.  Russian President, uh, Prime Minister, uh, Comrad in charge Putin announced…

“The people of San Francisco have been badly treated by their county.  Most San Franciscans are dedicated neo-Commies and they are sick of all this freedom and capitalism.  As leaders of the neo-Communists throughout the world, it is Russia’s job to invade independent countries to liberate those malcontents who like to cause problems in their own soverign nation.  Therefore, we will start with San Francisco, then move on to Vermont.  We’re keeping out eyes on the entire NorthEast and West Coast of the US for possible future liberations.”

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