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Democrats Protest 527 “Swiftboat” Groups

DNC Head Howard Dean Demonstrates a Partial Birth Abortion Procedure on a Cat

DNC Head Howard Dean Demonstrates a Partial Birth Abortion Procedure on a Cat

  Howard Dean, Comrad in charge of the Democratic National Party, has denounced 527 “Swiftboat” groups.  More specifically, he denounced Conservative 527 groups whose spending does not fall under Election Commission spending limits (of which his Party’s Nominee refuses to obey this fall anyway.  An enranged (re: normal) Dean proclaimed…

  “We must pass laws… this can not stand.  A group of pro-lifers put together $40,000 to make an Ad against Obama’s love for partial-birth Abortion to be shown twice on local cable in Gainesville, Florida.  This is a complete outrage.  They are trying to swift-boat the annointed one, Barack (don’t mention the middle name) Obama.  What a dirty, Republican trick.”

  Mr. Dean then closed by muttering… “Oh yeah, and the latest multi-million dollar check from MoveOn.org was cashed today by the Democratic party and we’re working with our operatives on how to best smear John McCain with this money.  Oh, and once again, thanks to the Mainstream Media for ignoring the progress in Iraq… but could you guys please try to figure out a way to blame the Georgia-Russia war on Bush and Mccain?”

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August 14, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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