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Obama Action Figure Released

Hottest New Toy for Christmas Hits Shelves

Hottest New Toy for Christmas Hits Shelves

     Hasbro has introduced a new Barack Obama inaction figure for Christmas.  The figure comes at a cheap price of $7 (with a special 50% tax increase if you make over $32,000 a year).  Amongst it’s many features include: 

A speach plagerized from the Mass. Governor Patrick’s action figure.

A “Yes We Can” button that can be reversed to say “NBA-it’s Fan-Tastic!”

A cd single from Ludicris called “Women are bitches, let’s do drugs!”

A daily planner for a 242 day year (one day for every day Obama spent in the Senate before he decided he was ready to run for president).

A copy of The Communist Manifesto.

A special mail-in offer to buy an Opera doll with butt-kissing action to accompany Lil’ Obama.

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August 25, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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