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Scott McClellan’s New Claim

  Scott McClellan’s bombshell new book “A Bunch of Crap I Made Up” contains several blasts towards President Bush, including the following:

1. President Bush Leaves the Toilet Seat Up

2. Bush doesn’t support University of Texas as he claims, he’s actually a Texas Tech fan.

3. Bush quit rooting for the Texas Rangers after A-Rod was traded.

4. Bush and Cheney plotted to conquer the whole world and make millions off Iraqi oil but somehow forgot to do so as the US doesn’t make any money from Iraq’s oil as all those proceeds are sent back to help Iraq recover.



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